tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81992020634706423702012-01-31T18:03:23.403-08:00Maggy77http://www.blogger.com/profile/08234887065936436168noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8199202063470642370.post-86954046569382629302009-01-22T15:17:00.000-08:002009-01-22T15:18:55.472-08:00Updating on what I have been doing lately... this is true... <br /><br /><br />Well I went in to get my driver's license yesterday. I said I was going to fuzz my hair to look scary - no need... my old picture was pretty nasty, but this one makes that one look like a beauty queen... I look like a refugee from the women's prison in Gitmo (if there is such a thing) or maybe one of the aliens from THEY LIVE... I would even make Killer Clowns cry...<br /><br />The DMV lady told the guy in front of me that his picture was cute... she just looked at mine and turned green... ha ha.<br />There is a sign on the wall that if you harass or do anything to upset the workers - it is a felony... I think seeing my picture may qualify... <br /><br />Maybe I should have worn my glasses (if they were darkened people would think I was a big fat bug).<br /><br />When I did my eye test she asked if I was still 178 pounds... I said "We'll go with that"... she said "What?", I said "I am in the vicinity"... haha... DMV people really need a sense of humor, but she smiled and did not change my weight - probably thinking "178 pounds is really fat" (she was skinny, what does she know).<br /><br />Good Lord, this doesn't expire until - well, maybe never, I can't find an expiration date! (well the temporary is in March this year), but no permanent one... <br /><br />So what do I say when I get in a traffic stop... "You really, really don't want to see my license." I mean there are going to be policemen dropping like flies from heart attacks... or what is that called? analeptic shock... something like that... <br /><br />Oh well, we can't all be gorgeous, and to think I dressed up in my road-kill shirt (fuzzy shirt that looks like a dead possom - maybe the shirt doesn't but the face sure in the hell does), fixed my hair and even wore eyelash mascara... did not help (well, gave me a racoonish appearance)... <br /><br /> I did not get the enhanced license (can be used as a passport), I might do that if they change the picture (of course the next one could be even worse). I never go anywhere that I would need a passport anyway, so I didn't think I needed to spend the $15. It is definitely true when you look at yourself in the mirror and then go away and forget what you look like... Leave it to the DMV to remind you...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8199202063470642370-8695404656938262930?l=roadtosanctification.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maggy77http://www.blogger.com/profile/08234887065936436168noreply@blogger.com0